Help! I need advice.

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by hombre243, Oct 13, 2012.

  1. hombre243

    hombre243 Well-Known Member

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    :confused: A Letter to the Men's Helpline:


    Hi
    Andy,


    I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
    Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, and then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

    It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.



    Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?:cool:
     
  2. axxe55

    axxe55 Well-Known Member

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    how big is the crack and can you weld aluminum? :eek:
     

  3. SWO1

    SWO1 Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporting

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    Replacement is the BEST option......

    As for the bracket...Heli-Arc...Welds are stronger then the orgional metal...:D
     
  4. Windy

    Windy Well-Known Member Supporting

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    Rofl..............
     
  5. hombre243

    hombre243 Well-Known Member

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    me too

    I love boat jokes but neither one more than the other