Please, please let me go !

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by Bucky, Oct 26, 2013.

  1. Bucky

    Bucky Well-Known Member

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    Did you know I can do anything I want to, that is, if SWMBO lets me.

    Maybe I will need quality ear muffs,
    Will she go into "SQUALK MODE"

    The hills are a calling, and will SWMBO let me go ?

    I have my arguments already rehearsed, in my head.
    Roses won't work, because I did that once, 20 years ago, and she said, "what have you done ?"

    "Hey Sweetheart !, want some Venison ?"

    "Where I hunt has been locked up since June (for the winter)
    Hope that big Stag I have been chasing for the last 3 years is still up there."
    "Gotta get a few hunts in, before it gets too hot, or too dangerous, because of the snakes, and bushfire reasons."

    "Can I head up on the Monday week ?"

    May have to take her out for tea (McDonalds is cheap)
    Fingers crossed !

    Cheers Bucky
     
    Last edited: Oct 26, 2013
  2. Gumpy

    Gumpy AKA Richard Prestage

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    LOL! Good luck my man. Sounds like you are a lot like me. I wear the pants in my family too. When my wife goes to bed, I get them out and wear them all over the place!!!
     

  3. Shooter

    Shooter Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Same here. I then whisper into her sleeping ear "Who's the boss now.".

    I have no issue admitting my wife is in charge. Left to my own devices I'm a dirty, hairy impolite jerk.

    With her I'm at least clean.