well wanted to start a new fun thread. i'll start it off with this one. God Is Busy. If you don't know God, don't mak stupid remarks! A Unistide States Marine was attending some college classes between assingments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afganistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avid atheist and a card carrying member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came into the room. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God if you are real, then i want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the proffessor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting!" It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, walked up to the professor, and cold cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is wrong with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid and act like an idiot. So He sent me!" The class erupted in cheers! Bottom line, don't mess with God-fearing Marines!