What you can't say to City Folk !

Discussion in 'General Chit-Chat' started by Bucky, Aug 1, 2013.

  1. Bucky

    Bucky Well-Known Member

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    6 years ago I am laying in a Hospital Bed, awaiting surgery, to have my right knee cleaned up, after I ground a hole in the cartilage.
    Was given some "pre-meds", and am fully relaxed.:p

    A very Pretty (mid 30's) Nurse comes in for some checks, and asks me what I do for a hobby ?;)
    Unwhittingly I answered " I'm a stalker"........WRONG Bloody answer...Opp's
    She takes a step backwards, and replies "you what ?"
    Apparently that statement is not correct, in the "Big Smoke", where they think meat is made in the Supermarkets, and packed in plastic bags.

    Now, I'm no mug, so I replies, "no, no, no Sorry, I shoot Deer ! "
    Bloody hell......WRONG answer again !
    Now I'm a bloody Murderer..:eek:

    Well that was it, no nurses came near me from then on.
    It was then I realized, that "I only opened my mouth to swap feet"
     
  2. Gumpy

    Gumpy AKA Richard Prestage

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    Can anyone in this world actually win without loosing? lol That's life in the big city Bucky!
     

  3. Shooter

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    Yeah, I learned to not tell people how much I enjoy shooting squirrels.
     
  4. squirrelhunter

    squirrelhunter Well-Known Member Lifetime Supporting

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    You might have been better off with the "stalker" line :D. City folk drive me nuts.
     
  5. Shooter

    Shooter Administrator Staff Member Administrator

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    Probably would have been.
     
  6. SHOOTER13

    SHOOTER13 RETIRED MODERATOR Lifetime Supporting

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    Me too Austin !! ;)
     
  7. havasu

    havasu Well-Known Member

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    Living in California, we have both two legged and four legged squirrels. I can't remember which one it is illegal to shoot, so I refrain from doing so.
     
  8. Shooter

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    Isn't it horrible, the looks people give you when you tell them. I've not shot a man, but form the looks I get you'd think I shot Nelson Mandela. Squirrels are tree rats people. Wake up! They would eat you if provided the option.

    The four legged one, but if I'm not mistaken everything is a protected species in California.
     
  9. Spoon

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    Eating a sweet & tender young Beaver or enjoying BBQ'd Coon will do it too, among other things. Mountain Oysters makes them nauseous if you have to explain it to urbanites. As Austin wrote...tree rats gets 'em every time!
     
  10. Bucky

    Bucky Well-Known Member

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    Not the Beavers I have eaten in the past.

    Suppose I just leave it there.

    Hehehehe
     
  11. Spoon

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    Did they have long orange colored incissors?:D