You all know that I'm retiring at the end of this month. 30 years of white starched shirts, ties, suits and uncomfortable shoes are coming to an end. My dilemma is what to wear on my final day. I've narrowed it down to: (1) shorts, sandals and Hawaiian shirt - "Big Kahuna"; or (2) khaki shorts, safari shirt, desert boots, and Wolseley pattern pith helmet - "Bwana John". If they remember me for nothing else, they'll remember that last day! What do you think?