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Dad wanted me to be an electrician like him. Big Mistake!

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SIMPLY BAD ASS...

3 CARRIER STRIKE GROUP IN THE SEA OF JAPAN PARKED IN LIL' FAT BOY'S BACKYARD:



US Navy nuclear aircraft carriers USS Ronald Reagan (CVN 76), USS Theodore Roosevelt (CVN 71) and USS Nimitz (CVN 68)...
 

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Wife honors greedy husbands final wish


There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money.

He was a real cheapskate when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, ‘Now listen, when I die I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. Because I want to take all my money to the after life.’

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died she would put all the money in the casket with him. When one day he died.”


“He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to their best friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, ‘Wait a minute!’

She had a shoebox with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket and rolled it away.”


“Her friend said, ‘I hope you weren’t crazy enough to put all that money in there with that stingy old man.’

She said, ‘Yes, I promised. I’m a good Christian, I can’t lie. I promised him that I was to put that money in that casket with him.’


‘You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?’

‘I sure did,’ said the wife. ‘I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check.’ ”
 

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Hey Shooter,

We gassed our cars up here...


They had Regular & Hi-Test.

Checked our oil. Washed our windows. Gave us Green Stamps.

Regular was 19.9¢.

Those were the days!

Later, Mark
 

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This song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles
We're stealing it back
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Hey Shooter,

We gassed our cars up here...


They had Regular & Hi-Test. Checked our oil. Washed our windows. Gave us Green Stamps. Regular was 19.9¢. Those were the days! Later, Mark
Yes they were my friend...YES, They Were !!

Check the old bottled Pepsi machine between the two garage doors...every station located their soft drink machines there. And the oil dispenser between the pumps had a station on the side to punch the cans open. Then you walked inside to pay the owner. No credit card slots on those old pumps...

Named "GULF"...because that is where the oil came from and where the refineries were located.

Check this antique out:

 
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