You SOB! I believed you until I got to the last line. I was ready to contribute to a fund to get you new guns. I'm a gullible fool.The Mississippi and Missouri Rivers are very low right now. This creates all kinds of sand bars, which are fun places to shoot. So I decided to load up and do some plinking. Well, I just couldn't make up my mind about what to bring so I just loaded up the boat with all my guns.
I got half way across the river and a barge came by creating a huge rolling wake. Dang if that wake didn't flip my boat and dumped everything into the river. It was terrible. The water was cold. I had to swim 150 yards wearing clothes and a heavy coat. When I reached the bank I was exhausted, confused and disoriented. When I went to the police station to report the accident I was so shaken I couldn't even remember on which river the accident occurred.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.