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Today is the Birthday of the Marine Corp.
Thanks to all and Happy Birthday to the USMC and it's members.
Born on this day in 1775 (so I was told)
 

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COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT
ALLOWS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO
GOD


The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to God.

It comes in a variety sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.




The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled


technician, who will also make the injection.

No Anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.

Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.


Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases,

you won't even notice it.


































































 
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