I live alone also. Prolly best because I can see myself saying things in column one. I have a problem understanding women sometimes. They say they want a truthful man.
My wife asked me one time if..."Honey, does this dress make my a$$ look fat?" I said..."No Hon, but your shoulders sure got skinny." That's when the fight started. I told her not to stand so close and it would look smaller. And that was before HD programming.