[Bucky]

Did you know I can do anything I want to, that is, if SWMBO lets me.

Maybe I will need quality ear muffs,
Will she go into "SQUALK MODE"

The hills are a calling, and will SWMBO let me go ?

I have my arguments already rehearsed, in my head.
Roses won't work, because I did that once, 20 years ago, and she said, "what have you done ?"

"Hey Sweetheart !, want some Venison ?"

"Where I hunt has been locked up since June (for the winter)
Hope that big Stag I have been chasing for the last 3 years is still up there."
"Gotta get a few hunts in, before it gets too hot, or too dangerous, because of the snakes, and bushfire reasons."

"Can I head up on the Monday week ?"

May have to take her out for tea (McDonalds is cheap)
Fingers crossed !

Cheers Bucky

 

[Gumpy]

LOL! Good luck my man. Sounds like you are a lot like me. I wear the pants in my family too. When my wife goes to bed, I get them out and wear them all over the place!!!

 

[Shooter]

Same here. I then whisper into her sleeping ear "Who's the boss now.".

I have no issue admitting my wife is in charge. Left to my own devices I'm a dirty, hairy impolite jerk.

With her I'm at least clean.