First, you have to catch a big kangaroo buck, a buckaroo. Then you train it to run around with you in its pouch, swinging a wombatbat at wombats running wild all over the field. First one who snares a wombat in their wombatbat gets a freethrow towards the goal. A well trained opposing kangaroo will catch the roo with the wombat thrower and pass the buck and let someone else throw the wombat. If the wombat escapes it all starts over. If the wombat hits the goal net everyone gets a beeah. A Fosters, now THAT's Beeah! If the guy in the pouch gets drunk everyone gets a chance at throwing him toward the net. That takes the rest of the day and by the time the last player gets his freethrow everyone is drunk and no one can remember why they started drinking in the middle of the game. The game is called and it starts over next Saturday. Not our Saturday, theirs. So turn your TV on a day early and start the tape or you will miss it."Aussie Rules" - What is that like cricket wearing slouch hats while swatting at kangaroos and chugging a Fosters? Enlighten the ignorant among us (myself included!) Brother Bucky.