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A guy cruises thru a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification, plus his concealed carry permit.

"Okay, Mr. Smith," the cop says, "I see your CCW permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."

"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Smith says, "Well, I got a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket. There's a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box. And, I've got a .22 magnum derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 and a shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not much...."
 

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Worst thing to say the (arresting) officer ~

"Honest ossifer, I'm not under the alcofluence of the incohol..."

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oooooorrrr...

Worst thing to say the (arresting) officer ~

"Honest ossifer, I'm not under the alcofluence of the incohol..."

eldar
when the occifer aks...shur, if you knew you were so drunk why are you driving?
becaush occifer when I tried to walk I kept falling down...
 

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when the occifer aks...shur, if you knew you were so drunk why are you driving?
becaush occifer when I tried to walk I kept falling down...
Too funny!

Always remember, you're too drunk to drive when you fall down and hear the sidewalk say ouch.
 
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