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What did you get her?

I got flowers for my wife and daughter.

Well a flower for my daughter, most of my wife's potted plants are dead so I bought her more tiny roses so she can kill those too.

 

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Mine stays home but was appreciative of the gifts.

My Daughter pulled me into her room this morning to show me how she had the rose set up.

She loves it. I can't but her mother flowers without buying them for her so when she starts dating the guy is going to have to spoil her to one up me.