I had a weird Frickin dream last night. If you're a stereotypical pig like I am, some of the stuff I'm about to tell you will make a lot more sense... giggity.
Anyways; in my dream, my real girlfriend and I borrowed one of my friend's cabin for the weekend...giggity. in the dream it was Friday evening. When we left the house to go pick her up, we stopped by a gas station to pick up some snacks. What happened next is where it gets weird. As we were getting food, dad told me to go get a box of condoms for that weekend. None of you guys probably know my dad, but considering I'm 16 going on 17, that's the one thing I never thought I would ever hear come out of my dad's mouth, reality or dream. When we got to her house to pick her up, she wasn't there. I called her and she said she was at the cabin. When I got there, my girlfriend wasn't there. The girl that was there was Jordan from my forensics class. That's when I woke up.
Explain that.
Jordan and I are friends, nothing else.
Anyways; in my dream, my real girlfriend and I borrowed one of my friend's cabin for the weekend...giggity. in the dream it was Friday evening. When we left the house to go pick her up, we stopped by a gas station to pick up some snacks. What happened next is where it gets weird. As we were getting food, dad told me to go get a box of condoms for that weekend. None of you guys probably know my dad, but considering I'm 16 going on 17, that's the one thing I never thought I would ever hear come out of my dad's mouth, reality or dream. When we got to her house to pick her up, she wasn't there. I called her and she said she was at the cabin. When I got there, my girlfriend wasn't there. The girl that was there was Jordan from my forensics class. That's when I woke up.
Explain that.
Jordan and I are friends, nothing else.
