[Bucky]

6 years ago I am laying in a Hospital Bed, awaiting surgery, to have my right knee cleaned up, after I ground a hole in the cartilage.
Was given some "pre-meds", and am fully relaxed.

A very Pretty (mid 30's) Nurse comes in for some checks, and asks me what I do for a hobby ?
Unwhittingly I answered " I'm a stalker"........WRONG Bloody answer...Opp's
She takes a step backwards, and replies "you what ?"
Apparently that statement is not correct, in the "Big Smoke", where they think meat is made in the Supermarkets, and packed in plastic bags.

Now, I'm no mug, so I replies, "no, no, no Sorry, I shoot Deer ! "
Bloody hell......WRONG answer again !
Now I'm a bloody Murderer..

Well that was it, no nurses came near me from then on.
It was then I realized, that "I only opened my mouth to swap feet"

 

[Gumpy]

Can anyone in this world actually win without loosing? lol That's life in the big city Bucky!

 

[Shooter]

Yeah, I learned to not tell people how much I enjoy shooting squirrels.

 

[squirrelhunter]

You might have been better off with the "stalker" line . City folk drive me nuts.

 

[Shooter]

Probably would have been.

 

[SHOOTER13]

Yeah, I learned to not tell people how much I enjoy shooting squirrels.

Me too Austin !!

 

[havasu]

Living in California, we have both two legged and four legged squirrels. I can't remember which one it is illegal to shoot, so I refrain from doing so.

 

[Shooter]

Me too Austin !!

Isn't it horrible, the looks people give you when you tell them. I've not shot a man, but form the looks I get you'd think I shot Nelson Mandela. Squirrels are tree rats people. Wake up! They would eat you if provided the option.

Living in California, we have both two legged and four legged squirrels. I can't remember which one it is illegal to shoot, so I refrain from doing so.

The four legged one, but if I'm not mistaken everything is a protected species in California.

 

[Spoon]

Eating a sweet & tender young Beaver or enjoying BBQ'd **** will do it too, among other things. Mountain Oysters makes them nauseous if you have to explain it to urbanites. As Austin wrote...tree rats gets 'em every time!

 

[Bucky]

Not the Beavers I have eaten in the past.

Suppose I just leave it there.

Hehehehe

 

[Spoon]

Not the Beavers I have eaten in the past.

Suppose I just leave it there.

Hehehehe

Did they have long orange colored incissors?